rrriotgirl:

Like you should be lucky that I even talk to you

basednigel:

judge people by how they interact w/ mcdonalds employees and janitors and shit

This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
squiddlet: we are running on a soup kitchen budget you fuck be grateful you have anything at all

squiddlet:

we are running on a soup kitchen budget you fuck be grateful you have anything at all



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